Hemophilia
A disease of blood with affinity (philia) to ‘he’ (male) only.
Gossip
Which no one claims to like but everyone enjoys.
Gastric Trouble
It is no trouble to its own but horrible troublesome to the ones around.
Hurricane
It is a clone of cyclone.
Kiss
To a geographer - The shortest distance between two curves.
To a physicist -The contraction of mouth due to expansion of heart.
To an accountant – A credit because it is profitable when returned.
Obesity
A surplus gone to waist.
Old Age
When you wink at a girl and she asks, “ Anything wrong with your eye, uncle?”
Something others reach long before you do.
The time when one is more interested in pension rather than passion.
The time of life which reduces man to four eyes, three legs and two minds.
Policeman
A person who is never present in times of trouble but generally there when we cause it.
Professor
One who talks in the sleep of students.
Raincoat
Thunderwear !
Writer’s Cramp
Authorities !
Wife
To a biologist – Basic unit of life
To a businessman – A fair deal
To a cosmonaut – Just out of world.
To a computerist – The deepest blue of my life.
To a doctor – Life line
To a geographer – A great discovery
To a physicist – Electricity in motion
To a poet – A thing of beauty, a joy forever
To a principal – A class apart.
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